"Hold my beer, watch this"
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"I told you so. I always tell you so."
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"Because I said so, that's why"
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"This is how I learned it, and I turned out fine"
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"I wasn't born a dad. I was made one by you."
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"You break it, you buy it"
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"Are you done yet?"
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"I'm going to need you to come outside"
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"We don't do that here"
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"Wrong answer. Try again."
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"Back in my day we walked five miles to school"
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"That's not a hole, that's a cave"
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"I smell like gas and poor decisions"
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"Grill is hot, beers are cold, problems are solved"
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"BBQ is the answer. What was the question?"
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"I put the 'dad' in Dad-bod"
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"The more you know, the more you owe me"
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"You got this. Probably."
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"I love you more than the grill"
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"Not in my house"
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"Figure it out, champ"
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"You think you're funny? You're not."
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"I invented this game"
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"My dad said this shirt, and now I say it"
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"You earned this one"
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"Dad said give this guy a high five"
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